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Asking What You’re All Wondering

Who ranks 100th in the NHL in all-time points per game?

Who is the highest-scoring player never to finish first or second on his team in scoring at season’s end?

Which type of shot from what distance is Dan Cloutier least likely to stop?

Which team leads the NHL in single-assist to two-assist goals ratio?

Which NHL referees call the most goalie interference penalties per minute?

Which players’ performances in a given arena significantly improve when there are fewer fans present?

Who leads the NHL in unassisted go-ahead goals since the 2004-05 lockout against European goalies under the age of 29 at home in the month of February when the average height of the opposing players on the ice is at least 6’1”? (Your favourite team’s backup goaltender might not be too far from that honour.)

What have I been spending my time working on for the past few weeks?

All of these questions and more will be answered in early October when my new hockey database system is unveiled. Maybe then I’ll finally learn a thing or two about NHL statistics. And—just maybe—so will you.

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... wow. You've got waaaaay too much time on your hands.

Though that will be awesome to see.

I will now prove that I have no life by researching the answers.

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